I'd Rather Read Austen

georgetakei:

Herds of Nerds, and I among them.

I know this one reason I will never rule the world: there’s always one more chapter!

georgetakei:

Herds of Nerds, and I among them.

I know this one reason I will never rule the world: there’s always one more chapter!

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THIS

me:

looks at pet sleeping

pet:

me:

pet:

me:

pet:

me:

pet:

breathes

me:

oh thank god i thought you died

no, you are definitely not the only one. I do this with Abbie all the time. Really. ALL THE TIME. I just checked not even 5 minutes ago, because she wasn't wheezing like she's been the last 6 months or so. :

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nineprotons:

booeste:

guys

i’ve been talking up what amazing writers you are with felix for a good chunk of the night so

take your most beloved characters please

show me your worst writing

your

absolute

worst

godawful prose ever

i want terribad

prompt theme: halloween/hallow’s end/whatever

go

there will be prizes of

some kind

(I think I’ve read too many bodice-rippers.)

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BWAH-HA-HA-HA! She sounds like she probably wears a brass brassiere and a mini-skirted loincloth type thingy into battle. 

nineprotons:

salorast:

spooky-cadence:

noaghoul:

fetuschandoki4realniggasenpai:

wretchedoftheearth:

sociolab:

nothingman:

thursdaysiminlove:

punkinattacks:

I’m in possible
cue everyone in town buying ridiculous amounts of soup.

MY ENTIRE STATE IS IN LIKELY

well, I’m boned, oh wait i have no life

Well…maybe I should call my grandma.

I’m in likely but my power didn’t go out during the derecho so I hope somehow it won’t this time during a much more severe storm lol

Damn…I’m likely. Fuck with my internet hurricane. We will have words.

welp i’m likely

“Possible” here.
Huh. Didn’t think it’d reach as far as Kitchener.

Well, fuck. If I go offline forever, this is why guys.

“Possible” here in Ottawa.

“Possible” down here in North Carolina too, but I bet your ‘possible’ in Ottawa would be worse if it happens.

nineprotons:

salorast:

spooky-cadence:

noaghoul:

fetuschandoki4realniggasenpai:

wretchedoftheearth:

sociolab:

nothingman:

thursdaysiminlove:

punkinattacks:

I’m in possible

cue everyone in town buying ridiculous amounts of soup.

MY ENTIRE STATE IS IN LIKELY

well, I’m boned, oh wait i have no life

Well…maybe I should call my grandma.

I’m in likely but my power didn’t go out during the derecho so I hope somehow it won’t this time during a much more severe storm lol

Damn…I’m likely. Fuck with my internet hurricane. We will have words.

welp i’m likely

“Possible” here.

Huh. Didn’t think it’d reach as far as Kitchener.

Well, fuck. If I go offline forever, this is why guys.

“Possible” here in Ottawa.

“Possible” down here in North Carolina too, but I bet your ‘possible’ in Ottawa would be worse if it happens.

(Source: choochruiz)

nineprotons:

iamthecryssy:

Rainy days are my favorite days!

This is me.

I love the Addams Family!

(Source: realfun-funeral)

tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Scotland. I want to wander the highlands…

roflcoptergirl:

I want this as a stencil so I can grafitti it everywhere.

roflcoptergirl:

I want this as a stencil so I can grafitti it everywhere.

(via theoryofgravity)